A writer and poet since childhood, I learned about blogging after retiring from teaching. I believe when life becomes too serious, a little humor helps get you through the day. I have yet to conquer the nights. "I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" is my mantra.
Saturday, February 24, 2007
A THOUSAND DAYS FROM CLAY AIKEN'S LASTEST ALBUM - A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS
Here's the link if you wanna watch the video. just copy and paste on your address bar. Prepare to be amazed!
http://www.kgbx.com/cc-common/videos_on_demand/player.php?track_id=11545&s=c&playGateway=exiting#
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD LISTEN FOR AWHILE BEFORE YOU START READING THIS ENGROSSING BLOG THAT HAD ABSOLUTLY NOTHING TO DO WITH CLAY.
Isn’t life strange? And full of strange people? And strange people in the strangest places. Who would think someone would say ”fuck you” at a thrift store?
Very funny, huh? Yes, it did happen today. Now don’t ask what I was doing in the thrift store and not in the food bank where I’m supposed to be. I was helping. Sure I was. Well, I was butting in anyway. But not much bothers me anymore. Actually I thought it was funny.
This lady was really pissed because it was two pm and we were closing the store. (the food bank closes at 1:30, btw) Anyway I was sitting in my office doing my computer work, and I heard the volunteers asking people to quit shopping like they do every day about 1:45. They have a terrible time getting people to leave for some reason. I hear them cajoling people every day.
So thought I would be a good Samaritan and help out. When will I learn…no good deed goes unpunished. So out I go. Actually I have NO problem bossing people around…as my daughter will attest – and I just went up to people and asked them to please go to the counter and check out. Several shoppers were quite elderly and I rather doubt if they had even heard the earlier closing announcements. But I assure you I was quite polite - yes, that is a possibility cause I have mellowed quite a bit in the last few years – undoubtedly from listening to soothing music.... And my friend, Sue, was there volunteering at the check out counter, so she can also vouch for me….although she didn’t hear any of this.
So I’m politely asking people to go…reminding them that we close at two and these workers are volunteers who are just helping out. Everybody was very nice…..except ONE. As I walked away from her, I saw that she just went to another rack and started going through more clothes….so I walked over to her and again asked her to check out. Damn! This is not please her at all….don’t ask me why….maybe she really needed a new shirt…..probably had a hot date. But she gave me a lizard stare, crashed the shirts back on the rack and said, “Fuck you!” and left the store on her broomstick.
I’m so sorry…..i just laughed. Yipper..i did. I seem to find just about everything funny any more. What else can life throw at me, anyway? No much can upset me any more. Certainly not thift store shoppers. Actually everything is grist for my blogging now…aint it…..LOL
oh, yeah.....just remembered i had a leeetle problem with a lady at the movie theater a couple of weeks ago. hmmmm...maybe this is getting to be a habit...well, i decided quite a while ago that i wasn't gonna take any shit from anybody any more. and i don't. now, my friend barb was there and she can attest that i did not start this. (most of y'all have known me for a long time, so i know i have to get back-up for some of this)....anyway, barb and i were sitting waiting for "Dreamgirls" to start and doing a lot of talking when a couple sits down next to me - a memorable woman with an enormous full-lengh leopard coat - and the theater was half empty. The movie starts and barb asks me which singer is the American Idol girl. I am the American Idol Resident Expert among my friends, ya'know. So i proceed to tell her.
This leopard loving lady next to me says, "LADY, WILL YOU PLEASE QUIT TALKING".
Well, obviously this lady had no idea with whom she was dealing....so i looked right back at her and said, "LADY, WHY DON'T YOU GO SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE."
She didn't say another word. Up she jumped. At first i thought she was moving...but no, the man just sat there as she went UP the aisle. Then it hit me...she was going to report me to the management. HA! I was primed and waiting for a pimply-faced teenager to come tell me to quiet down. The lady returned and sat right next to me again....and nobody showed up.. damn
Really, i tried not to talk much, because i really hate it when people talk during a movie....but it was not the most comfortable movie i've ever sat through...but it was a great movie, and there was a lot of talking going on all around us. It's that kinda movie.
So now you know. You can say anything you want to me....i won't be offended....but be prepared to reap what you sow. I'm a survivor....i can not be intimidated.
MY PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
I believe in surviving
For no reason
With no hope
I believe in going on
With no end in sight
With no plan for success
When all you feel is sadness
When all you see are tears
When all your bridges have been burned
I don’t believe in giving up
Youth and beauty have fled
Friends and esteem are fading
I’m still here
I’ll fight on
Ya’ never know
geni 2007
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5 comments:
Oh...I am so laughing here. I am sorry that the lady was so rude to you but glad you take it so well. Remind me to tell you of a similar incident I had in Walmart along the no good deed goes unpunished line...my brother's favorite saying. After your sharing that you laughed I want to say and then what...I always like the rest of the story.
I love that you can have music here on your blog....you can direct all your readers from the OFC here to listen to Clay's music.
Thanks for the laugh...I needed one this morning as I am totally frustrated by my computer problem.
I can receive emails but not send.
Really really like the insightful poem.
Have a super weekend.
N. aka mobama
Glad to hear the rest of the story....makes perfect sense. Love the poem....a lot. Jean.
Here is a thought...I bet if you checked the "f...lady" She would have had leopard skin somewhere on her person! Perhaps a thong??? I will always, from that movie day on, equate rudeness with leopard skin!
bobs
Geni
Got the email regarding the email from diane and all your assumptions are correct....and thank you.
Tomorrow I will be taking the PC to the shop and then if they cannot fix this problem I will be getting a new one. Should be up and running by the end of the week.
Have a great week.
N.
MMM - I remember the days when you use to whisper in my ear - "they better stop talking or I am going to have to say something, I didn't pay all this money to hear someone else talk" It is kind of funny now that you are the talker :). I get a chuckle out of that one!
Nice story though Mom - you better start watching your back, the thift store lady may overshop her welcome!
Lara
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